Wednesday, August 12, 2009

1. Brittany Spears- You probably shouldn't.

2. MC Hammer- Goodluck, can't touch that.

3. The "Govonator" Arnold Schwarzenegger- He killed the predator. More than once.

4. William Shatner- Star Trek. Enough said.

5. Snoop Dogg- His lyrics are dope.

6. Soulja Boy- Hops out of the bed with his swag on.

7. Michael Phelps- He is THE human fish.

8. Xzibit- Hey we no you like aquariums, so we put an aquarium inside your aquarium in the trunk of yo car.

9. Al Gore- Who doesn't want to tweet with a defeated President.

10. Shaquille O'Neal- He's a baller.

11. Dave Matthews- His lyrics will make you cry.

12. Patrick Wilson- He bangs on them drums yo.

13. Miley Cyrus- She will be Chase Barrett's girlfriend one day.

14. Andy Samburg- He's on a boat. and in Hotrod. The greatest movie ever.

15. Brooke Hogan- If you dont father her, Papa Hogan a.k.a. HULK, will find you, and will kill you.

16. Sarah Palin- She is Palin, comparison to Sarah.

17. Eminem- He like ran 8 miles to rap or something like that.

18. Hugh Jackman- Retracable steel claws, a perfect reason to be his friend.

19. Jessica Simpson- Dukes of Hazzard. And she has looks.

20. Seth Rogan- Funny person.

21. Taylor Swift- Chase Barrett's wife.

22. Dane Cook- Halarious.

22. Shaun White- This dude could skate anything.

23. Martha Stewart- Inside Trading

24. Joe Rogan- Who doesnt want to eat some roaches for 50,000 dollars?

25. Chuck Norris- Every year on Chucks birthday he chooses a lucky kid to be thrown into the sun.

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